I’m off

when you’re annoyed with someone or something

“Dude I got 8 hours of homework last night, I’m off school” “Brittany keeps flaking on our plans, I’m hella off her”

by bitchesitches October 15, 2019

tarp off

When you're really drunk and you remove your shirt. Usually it's drunk, male fraternity- types.

"Dude I was so drunk I had to tarp off."

by Kathleencove852 April 3, 2017

off neck

The term "off neck" refers to an individual whom is well experienced in the practices of 'Bad Eggatory'. Whenever "Off Ya Neck" , one finds themselves in situations that may be questionable , but require years of hard earnt and learnt street smarts to be able to hold ones head up high , and genuinely believe , that they have "got this shit" , no matter how intoxicated / beyond the point of soberness, that they may be...

"Off Neck"

Person One : "Cunt , You're off ya Fucking Neck!"
Person Two : "Yeah , Na , Na , Yeah , Yeah , Cunt , I've Fucking Got This Shit".

by HGee90 April 21, 2017

balk-off

A game-ending illegal move by a pitcher in a tie game, last inning, home team at the plate and a runner on 3rd.

The Mets suck

They really suck - their pitcher just balked

Braves win! Braves Win!

It's a Balk-off!

by Coreyml June 16, 2011

go off it

Request for usage of something.
a car, a game, a chick.

'here kid, give me a go off it'

by Templar Wizard April 15, 2004

jerk off

1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.

1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

fap off

To jerk off. Comes from the sound that is produced while a man is masturbating.

She didn't put out again, it's our third date. I think I'll just fap off.

by bitofafry November 4, 2013