A type of plastic/rubber shoe, made to look like crocs. People who wear real crocs can actually tell the difference, and think that croc-offs are totally lame.
croc-lover 1: dude, look at that guy's shoes. are those croc-offs really obvious or what?
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.
why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.
why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.
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