Ur Mom

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waiter... What would you like for DESSERT this evening...?
Dumbass... UR MOMMM!!!!!!!
waiter... How much of a tip are you goin to leave...?
Dumbass... A big one... in UR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by @the3muskiteers(find us on ig) October 22, 2018

Troys Mom

Big Tits

Troys Mom- Someone with the name of troy with a mom will always have big tits

by Troys Mom February 19, 2019

savage mom

A mother that does anything it takes to be her child's most bad ass influence. She will show total disregard for herself when it comes to her kids.

Heather is such a savage mom, she punched every bee in the swarm in the face to protect her boy.

by NotoriousJG July 6, 2017

Mom Gay

Ruizu
Nagashi
Azazel

No u disabled.

"Nagashi mom gay."

by HentaiJuanito May 8, 2018

it mom gay

the same thing as the ur mom gay but worse

it mom gay

by loli girl May 10, 2018

mom can

A period pouch for pregnant women.

I need to buy a new mom can, mine is about to flood.

by Dad10101010 May 5, 2018

brandon’s mom

cunt

“I wouldn’t want to be brandon’s mom, because she is very gay, and i’m not gay.”

by christian pryor likes children February 15, 2018