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Ur Mom

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waiter... What would you like for DESSERT this evening...?
Dumbass... UR MOMMM!!!!!!!
waiter... How much of a tip are you goin to leave...?
Dumbass... A big one... in UR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by @the3muskiteers(find us on ig) October 22, 2018
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Troys Mom

Troys Mom- Someone with the name of troy with a mom will always have big tits
by Troys Mom February 19, 2019
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savage mom

A mother that does anything it takes to be her child's most bad ass influence. She will show total disregard for herself when it comes to her kids.
Heather is such a savage mom, she punched every bee in the swarm in the face to protect her boy.
by NotoriousJG July 6, 2017
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Mom Gay

Ruizu
Nagashi
Azazel

No u disabled.
"Nagashi mom gay."
by HentaiJuanito May 8, 2018
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it mom gay

the same thing as the ur mom gay but worse
by loli girl May 10, 2018
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mom can

I need to buy a new mom can, mine is about to flood.
by Dad10101010 May 5, 2018
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brandon’s mom

“I wouldn’t want to be brandon’s mom, because she is very gay, and i’m not gay.”
by christian pryor likes children February 15, 2018
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