Ethan Moment

A moment where Ethan for some unknown reason brought his burrito into the school bathroom, only to then drop it on the floor

Ethan: oh no! I’ve dropped my burrito in the bathroom!
Everyone: This is a certified Ethan Moment

by Mr. Will618 March 9, 2021

Angelo Moment

When someone has done something so stupid and "dumbass" isn't enough to describe it.

Wow man that was so fucking stupid
Yeah man I think I just had an Angelo moment

by SmorfHorfMgorf February 13, 2019

ok moment

Ok moment is when sombody says anything at all and you have no opinion to it

A boy named ingi : i just beat my meat twise this morning

Me: ok moment

by B-snaer March 26, 2019

blond moment

Someone other than a blond who has no street sense; forgetting something you learned as a child.

Keisha: Girl, you know what? I forgot how to start the car for a minute there.

Stacie: You must be having a blond moment.

by Nykky July 31, 2005

sperm of the moment

unplanned spontaneous sex

It was sperm of the moment so I forgot to put on a condom.

by Kenric October 18, 2006

tard moment

Caution: May be offensive to some

short for retard moment

1. Describes a moment when you are trying to solve a problem, and are wracking your brain and when you find how simple the answer is, you marvel at your own stupidity
2. When you are talking and totally forget what you are talking about

Person 1: Yeah and then I went to....*blanks out*
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I totally forgot what I was saying, tard moment #1.
Person 2: ha ha ha

by Chairman July 2, 2004

DM Moment

When you find yourself naked or sparsely dressed and are happened upon by another unsuspecting person. A DM Moment is often as accompanied by feelings of awkwardness, uncomfortably or surprise and a extreme desire to drop whatever you are doing an immediately find clothes.

I got out of bed yesterday walked into the kitchen in my skivvies when I stumbled up on the cleaning lady. Lets just say, these weren't the kind of underwear you show your mom. Total DM Moment.

by bonzai19 May 13, 2011