Long john

A very very long sausage

If you know what I mean
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I have a long long john

by Big chungus December 28, 2018

Long Island

The best place in the world
drive an hour to get to a huge city drive and hour in the opposite direction get to some of the best beaches in the country. & has the best bagels and pizza

Yo Let’s go to Long Island it’s the best place in the world

by Nicoleadams4332 June 2, 2018

Long shlong

When the shlong is long

Hey I heard that Jean has a long shlong

by Jigglytits May 13, 2021

long bacon

Lesbian, lesbian flag

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025

long cack

Long rod.big ol chile . Dope dick. Long cack for days rod or days

He had long cack last night

by Hahahahhahaja September 7, 2017

Autumn long

A homewrecker who lives on dry cereal and fast food.

See also: miserable wh0re

Wow look at that big girl over there trying to Autumn Long your man!

by starwarsgirl1 September 10, 2020

Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.

"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"

by TheHamMan15 October 1, 2016