Light switch

Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.

Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.

Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"

by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023

Dim Light

Dim Light is the kind of light that comes up after rain or there is a slightly transparent cloud over the sun. Dim Light is the worst type of light.

Dim Light flooded the room, making my skin crawl.

by MadonPurgatory February 1, 2021

Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)

Someone who needs to touch some grass.

Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Red lighted

To have used an illuminator signal to force drivers to stop. The word is used as a verb

Nooo! I just got red lighted. Now I have to stop or receive a ticket to the siren music concert.

by cstrong December 30, 2023

Light work

To have an easy life, barely working but making a huge income whilst having a laugh, like an owner of a pizza company.

Josh: That week of shifting pizzas was actually light work

by Wildfire 2.0 August 1, 2022