Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

Pop-Leg Syndrome

Pop-Leg Syndrome is when you start an intense skateboarding session, however you just cant seem to Ollie right and get the pop you want from the tail end of the board.

Gemma : "Right guys, I'm going to work on my moving Ollie's over there."
Sam : Yeah go for it dude.
Bob : You can do it Friend
Inush : Hey Friend

5 minutes pass

Gemma : I just can seem to be getting any height on my Ollie's today, I don't know whats going on
Bob : We know whats wrong with you gem.
Sam : You got Pop-Leg Syndrome, few stretches will sort you right out.

by BENJAMINBODEL May 17, 2019

dude leggings

dude leggings are compression pants guys say they arent leggings but they are. and u can see their ding a ling if u dont wear something over it.

jess: look kayla billy is wearing dude leggings
layla:hahaha
billy: they arent leggings!! there compresssssioooonss

by daddisonweenchull May 19, 2019

leg

something you call your friend

Sarah jumped off a bridge shes such a leg.
Pretty much use leg as filler for dumbass or crazy ass

by lolooneh May 24, 2019

Put your tail between your legs

Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much

Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”

by Hdhsusooxd Heha537828/!:!: May 27, 2019

Lift a Leg

Lift a leg is a saying by many human pups to each other to indicate good luck.

Its derived from the old performance slang "Break a leg" .

Hey good luck on your pup'formance tonight 'lift a leg'

by TEKPUP May 31, 2019

Luigi's legs

Legs that hurt from carrying around fat dick.

Son: "DAMN you look tired!"
Dad: "You know I got that Luigi's legs!"

by SadKyle69 June 10, 2019