Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.

Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.

by Startdust April 21, 2023

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Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.

Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019

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Kevin

Your typical Asian eshay

Person 1: her look at the new kid, he’s Asian bro
Person 2: bruh, I bet he’s a Kevin

by You mght know me ;0 November 23, 2021

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Kevin

Something that is “bad”, used to refer to things or people that aren’t liked.

Yo Gurt, Ikiab ts so Kevin

by Yo: Gurt May 3, 2025

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Kevin Hart

Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?

Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!

by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024

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