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Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.
Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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Belgian Circus Music

Used to describe a two bit poser electro noise band.
They're trying to be so DFA, but sound like Belgian Circus Music!
by whaxalot October 7, 2008
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music video romance

A typical romance that takes place in a music video. Ussually short, to a point and leaving out all boring parts of the relationship they are trying to illistrate.

Typically used to talk about celebereties in music videos (the lead singer ussually gets the music video romance)
Domonic Monigham and Megan Fox in "Love the way you lie" by Eminem would be an example of a music video romance
by avocado avenger12 February 28, 2011
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Gay Musical Chairs

A party game in which one member is selected to be "The Gimp". The Gimp leaves and locks himself into a side room. The remaining members play musical chairs with the traditional rules. However, the loser of the round must leave the main room and be locked into the Gimp's room for ten minutes.
by The Lord Of The Weebs January 4, 2016
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Cartel Music Group

A whack group of "rappers" from Calgary, AB with no talent what so ever.
Cartel Music Group sure did suck last night at the bar
by racoon_skinner November 21, 2014
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Look At Me music

Music written for no purpose other than for the singer to brag about how rich they are.
Rapper: Look at me I have lots of money
Other person: shut up, nobody wants to hear your Look At Me music.
by O' Chungus February 24, 2023
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