shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023

spunk shower

A jizz facial delivered to a female by one or more men at once. bukakke

That slut got a spunk shower by 6 dudes last night.

by Jimmythejerk May 24, 2018

shower corndog

a corndog you eat in the shower

Ima gunna make me a shower corndog for my post run shower

by Floatingkoala July 3, 2023

Pizza Shower

This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.

Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.

by ChodeFilA June 3, 2022

shower daddy

the name dale arbus from horrible bosses wanted to use

me: we’re not calling it shower daddy because why you wanna shower with your dad

by i’m spongebob April 23, 2023

Digital Shower

Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.

Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops

by JKJSEW February 25, 2011

Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.

Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.

by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020