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have fun in the center

by anonymous September 23, 2023
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are you have the stupid

person 1 Hey are you have the stupid
person 2 yes me are have the stupid
person 1 ha ha noob
person 2 :(
by coolboycoolbuthecool January 12, 2021
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Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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