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His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness
"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United
by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025
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Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.
"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."
by lozzyrose November 13, 2011
mugGet the Have a spagmug.

Have to

No I do have to.
Hym "I am not going to spend the next 40 years laboring. My contribution has generated enough to buy myself out of the work force. If I am not allowed to do that... Then I HAVE TO murder someone's kid. HAVE TO. What is happening to me is nothing more than the desire of solipsistic men and breeders to FEEL LIKE they are in control of the incel problem. If they are not forced to release me and punished for doing this... Someone's kid is going to HAVE TO die. I wish that weren't the case and you don't actually have to understand why it is the case and I don't care if you don't believe me."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024
mugGet the Have tomug.

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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I have a chicken

How you respond to; do you have a chicken
Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken
by Inky splatoon gamer June 19, 2022
mugGet the I have a chickenmug.

Have a winnie

Oi cunt give us a fag. I wanna have a winnie. Winfield cigarettes.
by Crowsquak January 3, 2021
mugGet the Have a winniemug.

Now That I have Your Attention

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
mugGet the Now That I have Your Attentionmug.

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