Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.
by Mitch Rosier August 6, 2019
Get the Rice Paddy Hatmug. Ken: I am trying to play game dev tycoon but I keep going bankrupt because of people pirating my games
Ben:Thats because you're playing a pirated version, its a pirate hat
Ben:Thats because you're playing a pirated version, its a pirate hat
by MilkyRocket April 9, 2019
Get the Pirate Hatmug. noun
1. Refers to a straw or palm-leaf cowboy hat that has been purposely stained and crumpled at the factory for a 'distressed' look. Often, the over-exaggerated 'worn' style is achieved through the use of materials that are totally inferior to those used in real straw or palm-leaf hats. Because of this, real cowboys or cowgirls often comment that such hats appear to have been woven from regurgitated rhino cud, hence the name. A cud-hat usually features a tattered crown and curled brim that looks like it has been through a garbage masher. Despite the wearer's claims to the contrary, a cud-hat is neither functional nor stylish; its sad excuse for a brim fails to protect the wearer from the sun's rays, it falls apart if exposed to rain, and its mere presence assures all who see it that the wearer is a vain country/cowboy poser. Most wearers of cud-hats have never even ridden a horse, despite the fact that their cud-hat comically features a stampede string (an adjustable string or strap running under the wearer's chin to keep the hat in place). Cud-hats are most often worn by young female urbanites who wish to project the illusion that they embrace the country lifestyle when in certain situations, such as rodeos or county fairs. Men have also been known to embrace the cud-hat look, thanks to its promotion by neo-country music artists such as Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and Jason Aldean.
1. Refers to a straw or palm-leaf cowboy hat that has been purposely stained and crumpled at the factory for a 'distressed' look. Often, the over-exaggerated 'worn' style is achieved through the use of materials that are totally inferior to those used in real straw or palm-leaf hats. Because of this, real cowboys or cowgirls often comment that such hats appear to have been woven from regurgitated rhino cud, hence the name. A cud-hat usually features a tattered crown and curled brim that looks like it has been through a garbage masher. Despite the wearer's claims to the contrary, a cud-hat is neither functional nor stylish; its sad excuse for a brim fails to protect the wearer from the sun's rays, it falls apart if exposed to rain, and its mere presence assures all who see it that the wearer is a vain country/cowboy poser. Most wearers of cud-hats have never even ridden a horse, despite the fact that their cud-hat comically features a stampede string (an adjustable string or strap running under the wearer's chin to keep the hat in place). Cud-hats are most often worn by young female urbanites who wish to project the illusion that they embrace the country lifestyle when in certain situations, such as rodeos or county fairs. Men have also been known to embrace the cud-hat look, thanks to its promotion by neo-country music artists such as Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and Jason Aldean.
by FeltHat4Life May 8, 2013
Get the Cud-hatmug. When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
by anonymous August 3, 2024
Get the Santa hatsmug. Someone who bangs their head between young men's butt cheeks for enjoyment. Usually done to males between the ages 13 and 26
"Dude, did you just see Evan do the perfect hat bang"
"Yeah man, he's the perfect hat banger"
"10/10 would definitely hat bang"
"Yeah man, he's the perfect hat banger"
"10/10 would definitely hat bang"
by Hatsonhatsonhats August 17, 2016
Get the hat bangermug. Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.
Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses (trust me i know), or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!
Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses (trust me i know), or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!
Teachers when someone is being beaten up by eshays: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when some dipshit releases a jar of giant sydney funnel webs into the playground: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when some dipshit releases a jar of giant sydney funnel webs into the playground: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!
by jims gooning May 24, 2025
Get the No Hat No Playmug. by ayyyyyywhatsup09 November 5, 2020
Get the hattedmug.