Sammie Hat

A super cool form of headwear that only gang members wear.

Bro you got one of those sick Sammie Hats?

by chair_kiddd123 September 7, 2020

hat banger

Someone who bangs their head between young men's butt cheeks for enjoyment. Usually done to males between the ages 13 and 26

"Dude, did you just see Evan do the perfect hat bang"

"Yeah man, he's the perfect hat banger"

"10/10 would definitely hat bang"

by Hatsonhatsonhats August 17, 2016

Pirate Hat

Pirate Hats are clever techniques developers use to prevent their games from being cracked.

Ken: I am trying to play game dev tycoon but I keep going bankrupt because of people pirating my games

Ben:Thats because you're playing a pirated version, its a pirate hat

by MilkyRocket April 9, 2019

hatted

Hatted, to hit one in the area where one places a hat

"And then i hatted him SO hard"

by ayyyyyywhatsup09 November 5, 2020

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

bash hat

Crash helmet

Simmons should wear his bash hat when on his bike

by Lord Moomin April 11, 2021

HAT

Abbreviation for horny, angry & tired

George had to call in sick to work today, for he was HAT

by crispy milkshake December 18, 2018