Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

Forward Digger Hat

An overweight Homosexual from Two Harbors, MN.

Gee whiz. Every time I go to Two Harbors I get hit on by that goddamn Forward Digger Hat at Pamida.

by DDDuluth November 17, 2011

Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net

All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!

by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011

ASS HAT

One or more persons drops pants and place their bare asses on the victims head, take a photo and laugh your own ass off.

Mayr is a frequent wearer of an ass hat.
He does not find it funny butt we do.

by JFFFP September 25, 2011

Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.

"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"

by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023

I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023