by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022

by ima_tell_the_world May 26, 2023

A very tall, very athletic, young boy who is respected amongst peers, probably plays basketball, football, good at every ball he touches. May have blonde hair.
Coach: "Dude, this guy is 6'2 at 12 and is SUCH a good center for us"
Coach 2: "Yeah, he's a golden boy"
Coach 2: "Yeah, he's a golden boy"
by Smurkio June 16, 2025

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”
Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”
Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”
by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:
1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed
1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed
- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!
by Leukemias September 29, 2010

golden
noun and or verb
ie; a wet shart that can be heard miles away, usually by someone named aubree
ie; a certain teacher in 7th grade somewhere in New Jersey
noun and or verb
ie; a wet shart that can be heard miles away, usually by someone named aubree
ie; a certain teacher in 7th grade somewhere in New Jersey
by heiheigolden April 12, 2022

by Plutarchheavensbee62 June 28, 2023
