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faking it rain

A phrase commonly used as to when one has the desire to show off how much cash they have, but in reality you only have $2 lazy ass *sobs*
"Man, I am gonna make it rain tonig- no, wait, I'm faking it rain cuz I'm broke af"
by slovakianspoopdookies February 3, 2018
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Fake

1;as in not real

2;as in a fake friend that turns they back on you
1;that barbie doll is so fake

2;kabrina is fake as heck
by Nae London December 27, 2016
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Fake friend

A girl who only wants to use you to talk about drama and boys and then ignores you
Bianca is your fake friend.
by Not2faced January 23, 2017
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Pump Fake

When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.
"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"
by ballaFred February 1, 2017
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Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them
Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom
by kam11345 February 10, 2017
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Fake Flakey McWhingerson

A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.

See also: John Rivera
"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"
by Acedelgado July 5, 2012
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fake blem

The act of trying to blem without a cigarette or a joint, but pretending to satisfy your cravings.
Yeah bruv he was fake blemmin da junkie
by Analrupturer October 18, 2013
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