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Friends

A bunch of pricks closer to you than any other pricks but only there for their own benefit. They contact you only when they need something.
by ang4rr January 10, 2019
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Friends

by ack555 February 17, 2019
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Friends with benefits

When you not friends with a friends you are friends with benefits
Tamaya is a friends with benefits because she is a roach
by Lovenvtn February 18, 2019
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friendship burger

A friendship burger is the kind of burger you get with a friend. This phrase is the best way to note that your burger-getting is platonic and friendly in nature. The antonym to "sexy burger" where one shares a burger date with someone with whom they share sexual ideals.
Bebe: "But for real, if you want to grab a friendship burger sometime, let me know!"
Ver: "Yeah, lemme just wait til I'm done with my diet this month"
Bebe: "Cool cool... just wanted to make sure you didn't think I wanted to get a sexy burger with ya, friend!"
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 23, 2019
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friendsbian

To be in love with your best friend and do stuff that makes u seem lesbian (hold hands, kiss forehead, snuggle etc.) but u aren’t really lesbian
I’m in lowkey friendsbian with Colleen.
by Lilpumpdaddy February 26, 2019
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Friends

A friend is some you will never have.
If you do have a friend your relationship would have started off thinking "when I first saw you I thought you were a bitch", and you still do.
I don't have any friends
by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqw January 16, 2019
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friendstitute

A friend that you reward for their humor or pleasant conversation with money, snacks, etc.
Sebastian is a friendstitute, he sent me the funniest text so I bought him a big ass cookie.
by memorycrew January 24, 2019
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