Fms

Fuck me sideways, a term used when you have been wronged or fucked over on something that makes you mad!!

Chris: did you hear the meet was cancelled?
Jody: well fms I don’t have a ride home!!

by _madison.parks_ April 15, 2019

Fmn

Fuck Me Nigger

Black guy #1: yo I fuckn this this white chick yesterday
Black guy #2: on jah?

Black guy #1: HELLS YEAH! but damnn brudder while I was balls deep she screamed "fmnFuck me NIGGER!!"

black guy #2: REAL SHIZZ NIGGA??
black guy #1: YEAH.. then I knocked the bitch out on Uganda

by WokeBoi420 April 25, 2019

fmimfp

An acronym for “Fuck Me In My Fucking Pussy.” This phrase is used to convey stress, annoyance, or disbelief.

Person 1: “How did you drive twenty-two miles past where you needed to stop.”
Person 2: “We’re so stupid, fuck.”
Person 1: “fmimfp.”

by smoljimmy May 29, 2019

fmdumffo

Fmdumffo basically means fuck me daddy until my face falls off

Person1: hey baby
Person2:fmdumffo

by Personheheehhe June 1, 2019

FMP

Forced Middle Part

" oi max your fmp needs tending"

" FMP ( maxblyth)"

by EMMAGGG June 2, 2019

Fml

F*** my life

“Ow! I stubbed my toe, fml.”

by Jayrose98 June 17, 2019

FMP

“FUCK MY PUSY”.

You can FMP me anytime you want

by William Booty whole July 20, 2019