Dylan Goetz

A extremely gay man who likes massive horse cock

Hey it’s Dylan goetz what a faggot

by Enzo loadonmyback October 20, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is a nice person but with a bad boy side. He is not shy or even funny but he is very respectful towards women, he will not try anything without their agreement. He is sometimes immature but in a funny way. Whether he is a virgin or experienced, he will manage very well with women. In one sentence, if you are a woman, make it your dinner

Dylan did his first time with me, it was magical yet I have experience

I made love with this handsome guy Dylan, it was perfect

by Hellowomens November 22, 2021

Dylan Geiger

The embodiment of “cringe”.

Everything Dylan Geiger says is cringe.

by niggermonkey666 May 5, 2020

Dylan

A fucking stupid ugly loser with no bitches.

Dylan is such a stupid idiot loser.

by DylanHater!42 November 21, 2023

Dylan

A total simp...

I'm not a simp I look nothing like Dylan

by Fivexd April 2, 2020

Dylan Raimen

A lampshade that knows how to eat a elephant while dancing and having $ex

Bob: Dude, I went to Ikea and bought this awesome Dylan Raimen.
Gary: Did Suzy like it?
Bob: Yeah, but it kept making fat jokes about Suzy's friend Pam Moidel.
Gary: I WANT ONE!!!

by SamLGer December 3, 2010

dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by

Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick

by Dingofish March 9, 2024