Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....

the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.

by Mattman40 January 9, 2012

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jump kicking dance

A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.

If this fucker puts me on hold I'm going to do my jump kicking dance all over his face.

by Don Commodore Mc Awesome October 31, 2004

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Delivery App Dance

That queasy feeling as you ponder if that "sushi" restaurant you are about to order from has real Sushi, so you check Yelp first.

I did the delivery app dance, but I never actually order at Yelp, their delivery system sucks balls.

by pamoa November 15, 2018

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The school dance effect

When you get more likes on a Instagram post because everyone attended the event that your picture was taken at

Abby got more likes than usual on her insta from prom because of the school dance effect

by My uhhh October 2, 2016

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German MacGyver Dance

A Instrumental Version of The German Song “Pooh Bear Dance”.

A YTP Deutsch Video Contains Bob Shumway Dancing And Doing His Hips Move And His Arms Move To The Song.

Bob Shumway does the German MacGyver Dance!

by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018

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Double air or Dublair dancing

The forward progressive body movement carried out by individual without the use of any musical instrument or machine producing sound waves, with purpose to influence opposing sexual creature in the immediate area into courtship.

Johnathan was doing the Double air dance while polishing Mrs Cornhagens Cadillac with hopes of catching the eye of the esteemed widow.

by DrMLove December 17, 2019

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