The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)

Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....

the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.

by Mattman40 January 9, 2012

Dancing the ham fandago

The sex that two gay guys have.

Carl and I were dancing the ham fandago at the sex party down in Castro

by Daniel Tregant December 18, 2008

dick rain dance

An provocative act in which the receiving party shakes their ass in order to arouse a male party to ejaculate all over them.

Man, when Kayne needs the money, he can do a bomb-ass dick rain dance.

by yung_memer_2k16 August 28, 2016

Fabulous Dancing Flamingo

1. A fierce handshake given to you by someone with a pink feather boa.

2. A non-existent species of Flamingos.

1. My friend Marty gave me a Fabulous Dancing Flamingo while we were at a party.

by Kanye Kardashian October 17, 2018

Tijuana Lap Dance

When you’re taking a dump and your bro needs to go too so he comes and sits on your lap and poops between your legs. No homo

Bro hurry up I have to poop, I’m about to come in and give you a Tijuana Lap Dance.

by Jackson Township January 30, 2022

Backwards Dolphin Dancing

When Dolphins stand on their flippers on the surface of the water and swim backwards.

That thing is backwards dolphin dancing!
Look at it go!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 26, 2019