boob grab situation

When you try to fistbump someone who is trying to high five you, and you get into that awkward high five-fistbump tango looking like both of you are grabbing boobs back and forth.

Man I got into a bad boob grab situation with my coworker last night at the afterwork, she was trying to high five me while I was trying to fistbump her.

by Mister twink January 24, 2023

boobs

something created by God and/or science in order to create babies

those evil and horrible men made a mockery of those women’s boobs

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

3-D boobs

What you'd wanna see --- i.e., da "real deal" in person, rather than just a flat, or "2-D", printed picture or screen-image dat could easily be Photoshopped --- to make sure dat a chesty chick is truly as voluptuous "up front" as she claims to be.

If a gal claims to be "triple-D", you should insist on actually viewing said 3-D boobs before you believe her.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

maximum-boobs hug

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.

Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

stupid boob sex

A dumb slut with big boobs

Dammit! I caught Stacey cheating on me again with Chad. That stupid boob sex of a person I hope gets what she deserves. In the mean time I’m gonna drink choccy milk and go fuck myself in sadness.

by WADDO October 24, 2023

boob guy

A guy that loves the big tits of a woman and fantasizes about them

Thigh guy: Look at Rebecca's thick thighs!
Ass guy: That's not even the best part! I could use her ass as a pillow!
Boob guy: Both of you are wrong! Her bust is the most beautiful part of her body!

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023

In fact they're Kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc

Describes when two individuals who are thought to hate each other actually love each other or may even be in a romance

Sarah and Daniel are fighting all time, what's the fuss between them?

Sarah and Daniel don't hate each other In fact they're kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc

by NZJSJ November 17, 2023