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Man Goat

An animal that has a goat body and a mans head, completely real.

I guess in short, you could call it a furry.
by NatsukiKonaKon January 16, 2010
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Grammar Man

Someone who corrects another persons grammar but then turns around and messes up themselves.
(Guy 1): Man this is so fun.
(Guy 2): So much fun you mean, you am welcome.
(Guy 1): Thanks Grammar Man.
by xStunnah September 13, 2016
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Man Confetti

Cum, ejaculate
“🎊”
“Man confetti is ready to make the bed wetty
by MAN CONFETTI October 27, 2020
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Man Wax

Man Wax - White Gooey substance released from males Wang
"Eww is that Man Wax On your bed?!?"
"Naw its only Mayo!"
by LOLparticlesWINWINWIN January 9, 2009
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Man bao

That samurai has a sweet man bao
by PublikProjek January 5, 2018
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man gunt

Basically a fat cunt with a big gut hanging over their genitals. See gunt, commonly referring to women when it really should be a gender neutral term as any fat cunt with a big gut has a GUNT
Look at that glorious man gunt hanging out. Zero hecks.
by Zerohecks September 17, 2018
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Man Ruler

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012
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