no u

The ultimate comeback back, that is normally used when there is no other comebacks to be made. By using the comeback "no u", you instantly win the fight/argument, unless the opponent pulls out a reverse card, if this happens you just run, you run away as fast as you can.

Opponent: ur mum gayyy
You: no u
Opponent:*dies*

by Saxaphone Mcsizzle October 14, 2018

no u wormhole

The ultimate comeback to no u blackhole

1: Hello mate
2: Hi. Btw dude your mom gay.
1: No u
2: No u infinity
1: No u blackhole
2: No u wormhole

person 1 instantly dies

by Your mom geiii October 3, 2018

snap me u

You better fucking text my ass

Boy: how old are you
Girl: 13
Boy: snap me u

by @nina.teribery February 6, 2020

Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.

As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..

by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023

u

Abreviation of you. Mainly used by people who are too dumb to write you, or by trolls trying to imitate those dumb people.

u dumb m8

by Clyran April 17, 2017

ima hit u up

Ima text u or call u. Or ft u

Hey ima hit u up

Bye ima hit u up tho
I’ll hit u up

by Haley barbor June 29, 2022

shart 4 u

the (not so) hit song that won so many grammys and emmies (no it didn’t)

“have you heard that song, shart 4 u by lila chopp?”
“no.”

by bitch not u November 23, 2021