pvp boner

A pvp boner, or player vs player boner, is the undying urge to fight a random person in a game because you have nothing else to do.

Person 1: hey man do you wanna 1v1?
Person 2: No, don’t you have anything better to do?
Person 1: Sorry man, I just have a pvp boner

by Trisauce May 19, 2023

Tyler Boner

When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.

I need Tyler in me, give me a Tyler Boner!!!!!

by addiisntracist May 27, 2023

Competency Boner

It's when someone's doing something that they're highly proficient at, and you find that attractive

i see you doing the thing that you know how to do oh so well and THAT'S attractive

I saw them and they started talking about their favorite subject, and now i have a competency boner

i saw him performing and now i got a competency boner

by zaraT March 27, 2023

lady boner

schwing

"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"

by Manboobsrsexy February 3, 2015

Pull a Boner

To commit suicide. Inspired by Andrew Koenig (Boner of Growing Pains)

Please Sean, step off the ledge. We don't want you to 'Pull a Boner'.

by Kurt Barlow February 28, 2010

Ass Boner

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you pop a boner.

Dude:i got ass boner so hard, it went to far in now i got a boner!!

by skghruighauihgauigbp April 17, 2009

psi-boner

n. A psychological boner. Being extremely excited about something.

Watching the preview for Matrix Reloaded gave me a psi-boner, that movie is going to be so level5.

by Billy Roastbeef May 27, 2006