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boob grab situation

When you try to fistbump someone who is trying to high five you, and you get into that awkward high five-fistbump tango looking like both of you are grabbing boobs back and forth.
Man I got into a bad boob grab situation with my coworker last night at the afterwork, she was trying to high five me while I was trying to fistbump her.
by Mister twink January 24, 2023
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boobs

something created by God and/or science in order to create babies
those evil and horrible men made a mockery of those women’s boobs
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
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3-D boobs

What you'd wanna see --- i.e., da "real deal" in person, rather than just a flat, or "2-D", printed picture or screen-image dat could easily be Photoshopped --- to make sure dat a chesty chick is truly as voluptuous "up front" as she claims to be.
If a gal claims to be "triple-D", you should insist on actually viewing said 3-D boobs before you believe her.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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maximum-boobs hug

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.
Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
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boob

On the 1st January all females should send a boob pic to there man

The man than has to rate it from out of 10

Officially called "send your man a tit pic"
BOOB IS ONE PIC OF THE FEMALES BREAST
by Michail Jones January 1, 2024
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boob goober

When a man cums on a girl's title, and she wipes it off she misses some. The part she misses drys and she has a boob goober on her tits.
Johnny came in Sally's tips. Oops Sally missed a spot while cleaning up. Now she is walking around with a boob goober
by TheUrbanGuy4Life January 1, 2024
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Boob

When I forget that I already have an o after the first b so I mistakenly add another o when writing my name.

— Bob Smithee
Hi my name is Boob and I’m a sex addict.
by Maxhenry1 January 21, 2024
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