fake apple

Unrealistically gigantic ass

That bitch has a fake Apple

by Dickball May 14, 2015

Dutch Apple

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.

He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!

by Gdawg15 July 7, 2015

candle apple

As in a type of person: someone who, at first, seems to be very intriguing; someone you'd like to get to know better. But the more you know about the person, the more you just want to light them on fire.

"She made a great first impression, but turned out to be a total candle apple."

by Meowtown September 10, 2015

saucy apples

Alasters Personal dildo

Alaster loves to fuck saucy apples he shoves one up his concave every day

by PBCU SAUCY APPLESSS September 21, 2015

Apple Bottom

1. A woman with an odd shaped booty.
2. A man with either asymmetrical genitals or a huge booty that sticks out and only women should have.

1. "Dang, the doctor must've messed up her butt implants 'cause she got an apple bottom!"
2. "Trust me Becky, John is such an apple bottom because when we did the deed, I felt so awkward feeling genitals like a basketball and a baseball in a nut sack."

by Failed Dictionary June 24, 2016

Tiny Apple

A cherry.

"'ey, you got any o' dem tiny apples?"

"Pretty please with a tiny apple on top?"

"Sundaes are great with maraschino tiny apples."

by jmanjunk September 6, 2016

crab apple suffle

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet

The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom

by tha captain September 20, 2016