Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

monster eye

red, irritation of the eyes, usually accompanied by excretion and discomfort, which looks like the eyes of a monster

Sara has monster eye from her allergies.

by anth from cleveland December 14, 2008

Jäger Monster

A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!

I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!

by Creepy Homewrecker C March 24, 2021

The Monster Truck

Often times known as "The Monster Truck". A vape or smoking device used by many.

"Big Kyle hand over the monster truck come on now"

by Big Boberino December 28, 2024

Squelch-monsters

Strange noises & sounds heard when occupying a cb radio, involving major static. Within the static, if you've been subjected to sleep deprivation ,which can cause you to hallucinate ,you may begin to hear strange people talking strange things. It's a very strange type of experience.

That chick was high on drugs & begin to hear squelch monsters & didn't realize she only needed to turn the channel dial on the cb radio back to ch 19 to get clear output & not hear them squelch-monsters provide such distorted content.

by Isris~Sebastián July 22, 2022

Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.

Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.

by DaBlockchainPet April 8, 2022

Denim monster

Any man or woman that wears denim jeans, denim shirt, and a usually a Levi’s denim jacket is a denim monster.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.

“We’re you at the PBR rodeo finals the other day?
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”

by Greenhans33 June 6, 2022