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p'scuse me

P'Scuse me. Can you tell me where you keep your honey baked ham?
by Anonymous November 15, 2002
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sex me

the most amazing phrase
a term of endearment
it shows your love for another and is effectively a loving phrase
this phenom is the most amazing thing ever
sex me now laura sex me now
by lpm90 May 21, 2008
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Stone Me!

A phrase used to imply a persons suprise at the realisation of an event that is unexpected or enjoyed.

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First coined by Pete Doherty, most notably in his emotional on-stage reunion with Carl Barât during his 2007 show "An Evening with Pete Doherty" - such was Doherty's suprise at seeing Barât on stage, he exclaimed, "Stone Me!"

--> "James, i think Ellas got a new boyfriend" "Stone Me!"
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ring me

To ring someone is to propose to them by putting a ring on thier finger
"hey i have something for you!"
"yeah what is it?"
"im going to ring you...
"your going to ring me?"
"yes will you marry me"
"of course"
by mr Xville ok August 14, 2006
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Step to me

Acting in such a manner to resolve a conflict.
by whorescore November 5, 2010
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eat me

The act of telling someone to fuck off by implying an act of anal sex with them.
-Mother: But can't you be nice to people?
-Kid: Eat me!
by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005
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me monster

Someone who is self absorbed and who's actions are predominately based on themselves. Generally, said people are derogativly referred to as "jeffs" but can also be called "mitchells" if the situation so arises.

General signs that you may be a me monster include but are not limited to:

1)Being named jeff
2)You major in Business
3)Hog the wii remote for hours on end
4)Have a tendancy towards debate
5)Own more than 10 pairs of shoes
6)Enjoy dressing and listening to emo
7)Are a giant poser
8)Work or have worked for a grocery store of some sort
9)Enjoy drinkin absurd drinks (ex. Diet vanilla cherry limeade lemon shit 7-beer-ola)
10)At times you find your skin becoming transluscent or have neck twitches that seem to short your entire conciousness (caused by loss of blood as blood needed to support your giant ego)

If you find yourself having 1 or more of these signs please consult your family physican for a more detailed tests to determine what can be done for you.
Your being such a me monster, I wouldnt be suprised if you got eaten by a jaguar!
by Broken Penny October 21, 2007
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