Jacob

Very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable

Person 1: i just met this guy who is very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable!!

person 2: He must be a Jacob

by SexySwag January 11, 2022

Jacob Whalen

A hot sexy dude with a big nose and sexy feet

Jacob Whalen is a good firestarter

by Anonymous 555234 January 17, 2023

Jacob

He is really shy his sexuality is all over the place he is really fun but only talks to boys who are attractive

Oh my goodness Jacob is really big

by 6rsg November 25, 2020

jacob and leo SQUAD

2 people (boy and girl) that are rlly close but she always beats his ass for doing sum dumb shit

aww they are like a jacob and leo squad

by big dick jacob December 13, 2016

Jacob

Looks like sideshow bob

Guy 1: Hey you see that guy he looks like sideshow bob

Guy 2: that’s jacob!

by anonymous February 15, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.

However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.

Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.

"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"

Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"

by jakemallow December 25, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is one of the cutest, nerdiest, smartest guys you’ll ever meet. He also Jewish and is on the debate team.

Jacob you’re so smart.

by Giiizzzmmmoo December 21, 2023