Basketball ass

Firm,round,nice,perfect ass that looks like a basketball.

She's got a nice basketball ass for a white girl

by Ruy Blas July 6, 2014

Ass Day

A very very long period of time—longer than a normal day.

Girl: We've been waiting for like TWO ASS DAYS for the cookies to be done.
Guy: Verily

by czaravm January 1, 2012

barge ass

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so

head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders

by paul May 6, 2004

mistake in the ass

n. a combination of pain in the ass and mistake. sometimes an occurrence is a pain in the ass but was still worth the time and effort involved. a mistake in the ass is not one of these occurrences.

after i got done at work, it took me an hour to drive through rush hour traffic so i could vote before the polls closed. that was sure a mistake in the ass.

by 2wm June 17, 2011

ass banner

A tattoo on the lower back. Often used as an adertisement for sexual availability

Also called a tramp stamp, bumper sticker, or ass antlers.

Lindsey got an ass banner so that everyone would know she was available.

by Wyld Stallyns August 22, 2007

Skank Ass

A Really Filthy Ho

I would advise not going near that skank ass

by E March 16, 2003

vinyl ass

The wet ass feeling you get from sitting on vinyl folding chairs. Also known as Slippery Butt Syndrome.

Man now i've got a wet spot on my jeans from severe vinyl ass!

by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005