Croutonous Fuck

When your cracker friend is like family but they can’t say the n-word, but they have keys to the BBQ.

“You coming to the house this weekend you Croutonous Fuck?”

by Riddikuluslessness October 18, 2023

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fuck the dog

Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos

Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.

by Ethree6 April 22, 2022

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fuck a lot February

You've heard of no nut November and dick down December.. its basically the same thing for the month of February! please use with consent though :)

Hey babe, I know we already did it today but its fuck a lot February … wanna do it again today?
Hey cutie, I know you finished but its fuck a lot February.. round 3?

by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020

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Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.

Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.

by :0 :3 February 24, 2024

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Puppy Fucking

Puppy Fucker - Kind of a lazy, sometimes clueless person, not really offensive

Puppy Fuck'N - Wasting time, not being very productive, be a lazy toad

PFr - Bubba, I told you to take out the trash yesterday you miserable (PFr) Puppy Fucker
PFn - Hey what are you doing today? not much just (PFn) Puppy Fucking
PFr - Catfish, your a low down cross-eyed (PFr) Puppy Fucker!
PFn - "phone rings"!! Hello boss! what the hell have you been doing all day? .....well just (PFn) Puppy Fuck'N
PFr - Well I'll be a (PFr) Puppy Fucker...!!!!

Puppy Fucker - Kind of a lazy, sometimes clueless person, not really offensive

Puppy Fuck'N - Wasting time, not being very productive, be a lazy toad

by PuppyFucking August 26, 2022

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