The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
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As you continue your "Goode Life", you will notice that student attendance will decline. You might start with 30 students in your class freshman year, then you might have 25 sophomore year, then it could drop all the way down to 20. Why? Here at Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy, students LOVE to skip classes. The skippers usually hang around in the restrooms or sneak into another lunch period. Sarah E. Goode is also FULL of kids whole love to vape in the restrooms! At this point, they should just be called hookah lounges considering the shitload amount of kids that vape in there! So yeah, it's interesting to say the least.
Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy has a variety of students. From the nice, nerdy kid to the Hispanic boy with the "edgar cut" that every girl wants for some fucking reason- It has it all!
As you continue your "Goode Life", you will notice that student attendance will decline. You might start with 30 students in your class freshman year, then you might have 25 sophomore year, then it could drop all the way down to 20. Why? Here at Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy, students LOVE to skip classes. The skippers usually hang around in the restrooms or sneak into another lunch period. Sarah E. Goode is also FULL of kids whole love to vape in the restrooms! At this point, they should just be called hookah lounges considering the shitload amount of kids that vape in there! So yeah, it's interesting to say the least.
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