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Dirty Kayode

when you dip your hand in hot sauce and proceed to stretch out your victims hole creating the illusion of a "ring of fire". You feed your victim the hot sauce, then you douse their rim with petrol and set it alight. By the time the hot sauce reacts with the stomach, a fart creates a fireball effect destroying anything in its surroundings.
"I heard you gave Eric a dirty Kayode last week - has his hole recovered yet?"
by goonmunt69 May 13, 2025
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dirty squirter

where a person farts waiting for a partner to insert the penis in the ass. Penis is then rapidly withdrawn leading to flatulence, continuing until a flurry of Diarrhoea is emptied out of the hole and all over the person in question.
no way becky had tom give her a dirty squirter - it took weeks to wash off!”
by goonmunt69 August 17, 2025
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Double Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your girlfriends ear and someone licks it clean
He came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson then she licked my ear making he a Double Dirty Tyson
by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023
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Dirty tomahawk

After ejaculating during sex with a condom on, the act of removing the condom and throwing it onto the woman's face.
Robby: "Oh, how was your night with that girl?"
Matt: "It was great, we banged and I hit her with the Dirty Tomahawk afterwards. I'm sure that'll bring her back."
by Dat_pazz December 23, 2016
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Dirty Hairies

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake my dirty hairies under a rug!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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dirty kerenza

a dirty kerenza is when you’re fucking a ranga and right before he’s about to cum you whisper in his ear “is it hot in here, or is it just your hair” and then he ejaculates all over your chest and you get a straw and slurp it all up
courtney “I gave a guy a dirty kerenza last night”

stacey “did you use a metal straw though, remember save the turtles!”
courtney “omg of course stacey”
by cradle snatchers 27 August 28, 2023
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Dirty Maple

One who should get back with there ex
And/or when a couple applies maple syrup as lubricant for inter course
“Man they were so good together they should just pull a dirty maple” or “ We didn’t have anything else so we did a dirty maple, pretty sticky dog”
by Dison fan April 3, 2025
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