Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
by Chris isgay Davis January 04, 2009
by bob michallison January 03, 2005
experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities
i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'
someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!
someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.
by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017
When you defecate Aggressively, as an offensive maneuver, or in any weaponized manner, as first used by the Ronin, and later popularized by Amber Head.
"Dick was being a dick, so I decided to drop a turd like Amber Heard on that prick. Let's say the resale value on his truck is gonna stink.
by WarOfTheFanboys May 04, 2022
what to tell someone who is trying to wake u up, or what u tell someone who is getting on your nerves
by Jason&Rachel October 16, 2005
A more descriptive version of a sticky situation. "Between a rock and a hard place" doesn't really cut it when a situation is not only difficult, but upsetting and/or infuriating.
"I really don't know what to do. My girlfriend thinks I can't commit, and wants me to go meet her mother. If I don't go, she's going to break up with me. But if I do go to the meeting, her mother will likely remember that one night stand I had with her a year ago--and that's really going to be trouble. I'm really between a turd and a wet place here."
by H. Bobs September 04, 2014