Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'

Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis

by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025

Tree

A useless thing made of wood and fiber and is boring

Her "what is that?" Him "that's a tree" her " what's that?"

by Tree hater December 9, 2020

barking tree frog

Code word for an audible fart in a public place.

Person 1: *Farts* Man did you hear that barking tree frog?
Person 2: You’re nasty.

by Hughe G. Rection September 11, 2023

The trippy tree

The trippy tree
Really strong marijuana, usually used for smoking to get real riggedy reckt

"Dude, this ganj is way strong"
"So that's why it's called The trippy tree"

by Pyrowolf795 August 13, 2017

Giving Tree

An ex-coworker who thinks she is very generous and accessible, when in reality she's very selfish with her fifty-cent pieces.

Vivian refused to trade any of her half dollars to Tom, even though she considered herself the Giving Tree. Not a good look.

by tnj629 February 23, 2022

happy trees

the toxic cloud and the shape of the explosion after a nuclear bommbing

happy trees of hiroshima

by TAKE ME 2 MY GRAVE April 3, 2017

Shittum tree

A phrase to use in place of the word SHIT (especially when you are in a kid friendly environment)

“Holy shittum tree it’s a MOTHERFUCKING rat!”

by Yagayaga November 10, 2019