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Blue waffle

A derogatory term for a hoe

A female that is so rancid whoresh she the infamous fictitious disease blue waffle a disease that would turn the vagina blue
Can you believe that he fucked that nasty blue waffle bitch...n introduced that hoe to our daughter!
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Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!
by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018
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Blue Waffles

The most scary, gross and sick image you'll see.

Search ´Blue Waffles´ on google and hit the ´I'm feeling lucky´ button.
by xHana July 26, 2018
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Soggy Waffle

Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)
“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”
by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021
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waffle

to vacillate between two easy choices for no reason, or perhaps just to annoy anyone who cares
She waffled between two menu items for so long we could have finished dinner by the time she ordered.
by helnwls February 13, 2015
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waffling

to fling your waf (see waf)

comes from the juilius ceaser who said "cut off those wafs.
i was running around waffling all day when i got tired grabbed my waf and went home.
by mike August 20, 2004
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spicy waffle

When you put hot sauce on a woman's blue waffle and eat her pussy out.
OMG David gave me the best spicy waffle last night
by truenolies December 29, 2014
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