The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.
Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies
Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies
Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here
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My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
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Person 1 (fag): My router is not working anymore. I Have no Internet!
Person 2 (chad): Oh u mean ur Internet Box??
Person 2 (chad): Oh u mean ur Internet Box??
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My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.
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He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.
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