internet genius

Someone who is genius at the internets.

Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!

by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020

Internet Biology

The application of natural sciences on the internet. It includes many branches
1. Internet Taxonomy
2. Internet Ecology
3. Internet sociology
4. etc.

Dude, if Internet Biology was a class, I would ace it. I know so much shit about 4chan's climate and species.

by Bias - P11 March 10, 2011

Indonesian Internet

Bad Internet connection, lagging, having internet issues, etc. usually correlates with Indihome

Zhang: what the fuck is your ping
Joko: ahhhh sorry, its the Indonesian Internet
Zhang: what the fuck does that means
Joko: ask the Indihome users
Zhang: aren't you Malaysian
Joko: how many times do i have to fucking tell you that I'm Indonesian
Zhang: what's the difference?
Joko: see this is why I don't want to be friends with a Singaporean

by TAC0799 October 8, 2020

internet qualifier

anyone who thinks that online = reality; sometimes used in poker terminology

I kicked ass at poker.com but these people at the table smell bad, dawg.

by the Kingfisher November 8, 2004

Internet Marketing School

Another Name of Digital Marketing is Internet Markeeting, This means promoting any product or service with the help Internet. Internet marketing School Means a place that Gives Digital Marketing Training.

I have Took admission In Internet Marketing School and it helps me to understand the Subject in Great Details

by Internet Marketing School November 25, 2021

Internet Secretary

When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.

Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?

by J brown. January 6, 2015

Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.

Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.

by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019