Dirty dylan

When you masturbate whilst listening to a work colleague rail your mother in the next room.

Last night chris from work came round to see my mum, i couldnt resist a sneaky dirty Dylan.

by Newstepdad December 21, 2024

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Dylan Harris

A name for a mythical genius who lives in the bottom of an acoustic guitar. This word can also be used to describe a Godlike person or object

“That man is a professional Dylan Harris!” “Thats one cool looking Dylan Harris

by Bigtoe Bandit December 23, 2024

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The man who thinks he is a woman, dresses like a woman, talks like a woman, walks like a woman, squeaks like a woman and the one who singlehandedly took down a giant Bud Light by being zesty. Maybe something's wrong in the head? Maybe in the bowels, who knows?

Kyle: Man I don't even wanna drink a can of Bud Light after that fag Dylan Mulvaney drank it.
Ron: Yeah man, fuck Bud Light, fuck Dylan Mulvaney. Jeez, I can't fucking believe I used to drink the same beer as that faggot!

Kyle: Yeah man such a shame. Hey bro, wanna buy a ton of Bud Light and shoot em' down with a pair of M16 this weekend?
Ron: Sounds fun, I'll pay for the mess. Come on, get in the truck, we're gonna buy ourselves a lotta Bud Light

by Colton Boone June 25, 2025

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Dylan

Dylan is a guy. He is a very honest and hardworking guy. He’ll help you through any problems you might have because that’s what Dylan does. Dylan is nice and caring and doesn’t give up easily. He always has a great view of the world and works to make others see it too. Dylan is a wonderful guy and deserves to find love and peace throughout his life.

Dylan, that guy has pushed me to see things better and life my life to the fullest.

by azablo September 16, 2025

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Dylan

Dylan
A rare gem of a human being who’s as real as it gets. Dylan’s the guy who’s got your back no matter what, bringing unmatched loyalty and authenticity wherever he goes. His kindness is unmatched and when you earn his true friendship he'll never leave you. He’s not just good-looking—he’s got that effortless vibe that draws people in without even trying. Unapologetically unique, Dylan does his own thing, couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks, and still manages to earn mad respect from everyone around him. He’s hyped by the boys, admired by the girls, and straight-up favored by God Himself.
Dylan gives off major Andrew Garfield Spider-Man energy—charming, bold, and always putting others first, while somehow being cooler than anyone else in the room. He’s the guy who’s gonna start the party, hype up the crowd, and 100% crowd surf his way out like a legend.
To know Dylan is to know kindness, loyalty, authenticity, and the kind of vibe that will effortlessly draw you in—he’s not just one in a million; he’s one of one.

"Everyone at the concert was losing it, but leave it to Dylan to start the wave, hype up the crowd, and actually end the night by crowd surfing. Classic Dylan energy!"

by banana-piano January 12, 2025

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