Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across

Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"

by Not using my real name October 27, 2019

Close but no ducks foot

When you are close to getting something but don't get it.

Close but no ducks foot to getting a Bullseye

by Quack-attack April 26, 2021

Duck queef snort

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies

Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort

by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021

Dude duck face

Dude duck face refers to a man taking selfies of himself, trying to make his face look more attractive than it actually is. *Similar to girls making duck faces.

The guy I am starting to date is obviously making dude duck faces in the selfies he is sending me. Not interested in someone like that.

by Venomhead January 3, 2019

Duck Billed Platterporfs

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.

I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!

by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019

Fuck a duck on a truck

Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way

Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project

by bluewaverly May 28, 2018

Muddy duck eggs

A duck creates an egg so if "Muddy Duck" (the band) releases a single it is thier egg so instead of dropping an album they will be laying a dozen eggs. It is also a term used to describe their fans.

"Did you hear the new Muddy duck eggs"
Or
"Did you hear the new eggs muddy duck laid"
Or

Q ="Are you an egg?"
A = "Yeah I love Muddy Duck!"

by Ddddddidddddd August 10, 2019