sausager Share definition Flag A girl who always eats disgusting, foul-smelling foods such as sausages, cold cuts and onions. Thats EXACTLY the kind of girl you don't wanna kiss. Oh yuck, you kissed Holly?! She's a god damn sausager! sausager by P.R. September 25, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the sausager mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch