rusty sandwich

The act in which a young red headed twink is being anally penetrated by one old hairy man and at the same time anally penetrating another old hairy man.

That porn had a rusty sandwich in it, the 19 year old must have been disgusted by the two 50 year old men in the shoot with him.

rusty sandwich by Foreshadow Redemption July 5, 2006

avocado sandwich 

Having felatio performed by two girls simultaneously. As in the two halves of the avocado surrounding the seed.

Janet and Marie gave me one hell of an avocado sandwich in the van!

avocado sandwich by Tubarino January 2, 2009

Baloney Sandwich 

A blowjob.....the dick is the baloney, and the lips around it are the bread.

Sure, i'll tag-team your chick with you....just don't try to give me a baloney sandwich on the sly dude...i'm not down with that.

Baloney Sandwich by smouzie July 7, 2010

sexy sandwich 

a hand held food item that is such a 'taste treat delight' it has the stomach (or mouth) clitoris/glans all a-tingle!

that was one sexy sandwich, as it got shorter; i HATED to see it leave!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!

sexy sandwich by michael foolsley February 22, 2011

Cheese Sandwich 

someone that is a complete douche bag.

1.You fucking cheese sandwich ass bitch!
2.Fuck you, you god damn cheese sandwich.
3.Quit being such a fucking cheese sandwich.

Cheese Sandwich by Convrse27allstar June 3, 2006

Bacon Sandwich 

Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.

Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?

Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.

Bacon Sandwich by Moo Ass March 27, 2009

D.S. Sandwich 

Dick Sucking Sandwich
Created by group of friends from Paducah, KY. Spread quickly across forums and chat rooms. Used to tell someone creatively to "suck a dick" or "eat a dick". Also fun to ask for one at a restaurant.

1. Go eat a DS Sandwich.
2. Tom likes DS Sandwiches.
3. (at fast food place) May I have a DS Sandwich?
4. My boss has had one to many DS Sandwiches.

D.S. Sandwich by Architect November 7, 2004