purple nickle

In my youth i would, from time to time, sneak a peek into my pops jak-mag Warchest to look at all the furry bushed, college Cheerleaders of the Pack 10 (Picture 80's cut vaginas and Neon color Fanny Packs, everybody )It was durring this period in my life when i got my first glimpse of a strippers butt hole, SO close and out of focus was the picture in fact that it Had to have been from the Cocks's POV. Now maybe it was the way they developed the film, OR maybe the girl who was ATTACHED to this pretty little butt-hole im tellin ya about had just done a THREE HOUR shoot sittin' on a block of ice in a meat locker prior to the one i was then lookin at, but for whatever reason this girls butt-hole was now, and FOREVER, my new favorite shade of puffy purple , bout the size of an American nickle ( Nickle Guage 😆) Hence i coined the phrase "Purple Nickle "

Beads of sweat glistened as they ran down the spoked channels of her hungry Purple Nickle like molten iron in a foundry. .

by Crudeoilinkstain September 14, 2016

seeing purple

Committing a crime with an accessory or two, murder, vandalism, or whatever it may be, and afterwards sleeping like a baby, feeling no regrets and accepting your fate if you get caught

And I bet you never knew, that I could have regrets for all the things that make you see red but no. All I see is purple instead, like I'm seeing purple man!

by Clili August 28, 2016

Purple

A colour (or if you're American 'color') not relating to a feeling/emotion. (for example, red=angry, and blue=sad and so on) Many people think purple is a girly colour/color but that is very sexist and many people shouldn't just assume that.

people say girl colours/colors are: Pink, Purple and so on.
They also say they boy colours/colors are: Blue, Green and so on.

"What's your favorite colour/color?"
"Purple."

by Me= Grammar Nazi August 27, 2016

Purple people eater

A purple 30 milligram morphine extended release pill.

The other day I chewed 2 purple people eaters and then swallowed 2......... I was high for almost the entire day.

by FTAU August 19, 2016

purple mississippi

A code word between Violet, Cassidy, and Mckenzie for their period. They also have a code word for bathroom, it's called Texas

Hey Cassidy I'm riding a boat on the Purple Mississippi. But I have to travel to Texas before I can go to our next class.

by Middle name is Marie July 18, 2016

Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.

Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.

by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016

purple cheshire stripe

An act of wrapping a/your penis with fishing wire till it turns purple and swollen with the string making it look like the Cheshire cat from Alice In Wonderland.. (also known as the Purple Tiger)

If you don't watch yourself, I'm going to tie your d!ck into a purple cheshire stripe and leave you there...
M:Hey baby, check out my purple cheshire stripe.. W:OH DEAR GOD?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!
Patient:I tried the purple cheshire stripe and now it doesn't work... ERNurse: Dumbass... You don't leave it on overnight..

by Larodil May 4, 2018