(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face
by dig bick123 August 18, 2024
Get the Bronkhorstspruit gun barrelmug. by LeonardoEaterOfAssholes November 18, 2021
Get the gunmug. by Tuna can dan July 18, 2018
Get the Filthy Fun Gunmug. If you've played CoD, then you've probably heard of this mythical device. It's the one thing that most fans of FPS games would want a good variation of when they go on their game.
by Texting Error November 22, 2017
Get the Gunmug. A dramatic principle that states that a prominently featured object, character or plot hook must always end up being irrelevant and go absolutely nowhere, because pointlessly subverting people's expectations is the height of storytelling genius.
"I guess the author kind of forgot about all that massive foreshadowing they did back in Act 1.."
"Nah. It was probably an example of Benioff's Gun..."
"Nah. It was probably an example of Benioff's Gun..."
by Streetad July 27, 2021
Get the Benioff's Gunmug. Man 1:what did you do last night
Man 2: I shot that bitch Veronica with my baibie gun
Man 1: wow bro that's fuckin sick
Man 2: I shot that bitch Veronica with my baibie gun
Man 1: wow bro that's fuckin sick
by Big daddy 6942069lmao July 1, 2021
Get the baibie gunmug. by PencilBuzz October 25, 2023
Get the Slinging the gunmug.