hand of god

A technique used by experienced ravers to induce a greater high from an ecstasy user

Omg Justin you just used the hand of god on me and i feel so high right now

by enikesx September 11, 2006

Hand Fart

The act of one wiping own arse with bare hand, then wiping said hand across a victim's face.

"ahh, dude.. You got a streak on my face from that hand fart!"

"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."

"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."

by Perm Nasty November 17, 2009

Hand job

Three second blow job

i got a hand job and was sad

by mr.pickles/hand job November 26, 2010

Hand job

same as jerk off. a know knothing person
jerk off

What a hand job. Can't get anthing right.

by cpl8139usa November 6, 2003

isaac hand

ugly and farts

your isaac hand thats bad

by TheRYANDBRO March 28, 2022

Jazz Hands

A type of Jedi mind trick used by sharp suited, quick witted sales people to sell a product or service by diverting the client from the point or issue they want to address to the point they want to them to focus on.

the client was focused on the price of the solution, but he/she gave them the old Jazz Hands and got them to agree the price was insignificant compared to the overall value the solution was going to deliver.

by smager September 9, 2020

Painty Hand

A douchey hipster. Someone who was born a hipster, but was dropped on their head as a child, resulting in mentally-handicapped hipsterdom. They probably read Bukowski and talk about existentialism while waxing their handlebar mustaches and talking about how superior they are to the rest of the human race. Most commonly unemployed, the Painty Hand masks their lack of income with "edgy" thrift store bargain bin castoffs and "attractive" anorexia.

Do you see that Painty Hand over there in tight black Levi's, hand-shadow dancing to Madonna while sneaking the last sips of beer left on that abandoned table? He just said that he was cooler than Lady Gaga and then stole a child's lollipop.

by BlissfullyMiki March 27, 2011