Jake

Mostly likely homosexual especially for people named Matthew also very annoying

Jake is sooooo gay

by Child consumer March 9, 2021

Jakes

A word for the police.

Rah he got bagged by the jakes

by tee amour April 8, 2020

Jake

He's the guy best friend everybody needs and loves, and he has an amazing but dirty sense of humor. He wears letterman hoodies every day and He causes you to crane your neck to talk to him. He has an interesting taste in music and has super buff arms. He has a smile that makes your heart flutter and the most perfect teeth ever. If you have a Jake, NEVER LET HIM GO

Friend: Do you know Jake?
YN: Yeah, We're texting!
Friend: OMG really you're so lucky!
YN: Yeah...He's really amazing

by Hopelessbitch June 4, 2022

Jake

I don't even know where to start. Jake is a kind and loving friend/partner. He is usually shy but always loves to impress people. He has many friends and dark brown eyes, he is usually tall and handsome and very smart. If you have him as a friend or boyfriend you are very lucky!

girl 1- oh my gosh it's Jake
girl 2-yeah
girl 1 -he's so nice

girl 2- yeah!! and sweet

by Shreckgurl169 November 11, 2021

Jake

A cocky MOFO that thinks he knows everything. Can be really nice sometimes. Always wants to be in the popular group but is never let in.

Guy in Cool Group: Should we invite Jake over?
Cool Group: Nah

by CoolKid000012 August 27, 2018

Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."

by rtl1984 October 30, 2023

Jake Paul

Who to watch if your in the mood to die and the person who those cringe kids in 5th grade made a group around (tip of advice don't say something about them cuz their snitches) he also wrote every day bro which is ear rape and his content what people in North Korea use to torcher people.

5 Gay kids "Jake Paul is so cool lets make a group so we can worship him and jurk off to his content"
Literally everyone "You guys are cringe and I'm pretty sure he is on steroids and has multiple criminal files"
5 Gay kids "He is our hero *Dabs multiple times* he is so much better than you *Dabs some more*"
everyone who isn't blind "did you just dab *Dies from cringe*"

by DirtyDowgg December 6, 2021