Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips

“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”

by mysterywystery August 5, 2021

Jacob Schuyler

A sexy young man with a fat cock

I wish I was Jacob Schuyler.

by Daddylowks69 November 22, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is one of the cutest, nerdiest, smartest guys you’ll ever meet. He also Jewish and is on the debate team.

Jacob you’re so smart.

by Giiizzzmmmoo December 21, 2023

Jacob peel

A gay looking virgin boy that dresses as Boris Johnson on tik tok for views

Have you heard of Jacob peel?
Do you mean boris boy?
Yeah, that bleach haired bastard child.

by Granny boy April 14, 2020

Jacob

Jacob usually dates a girl named hannah and he is also ugly and has a big dick and his girlfriend is usually a hoe and is blond headed lol he usually breaks up with his girl in 2 weeks and he is a poor basterd with no father and they are divorced.

Wow that's jacob, dating a Hannah so predictable...

by Nevaeh rose May 19, 2018

Jacob

A nice feller. Could wash his hair more often. Should avoid head injuries.

I like him but he’s such a Jacob, for God’s sake his hair looked like it hadn’t been washed in days.

by jackiejackiejackiejaagdjak January 1, 2023

Jacob Persons

Bruh

yall know jacob persons?
ya bruh.

by Bobbyjoe42 April 21, 2021