by xyamazing February 28, 2021
Get the woman momentmug. 1) People in their 30's and 40's used to refer to themselves as 'having a geritol moment' after the vitamin supplement marketed to elderly people-implying that one isn't young and stupid, but feeling old and stupid in the face of new and previously unfamiliar developments-like new computers, cellphones, and any other new realities...we should re-popularize the 'geritol moment' phrase...as it may catch on with even much younger people in the future when new major technological developments will begin emerge around the world every 72 hours...I wasn't the first person under 50 to have a 'geritol moment' and I'm sure I won't be the last to feel confounded, confused, and exhausted, in this rather perplexing day and age of rapidly changing trends and quickly emerging developments.
2) It could also be used to refer to how one functions without an enabling object, such as not recognizing a friend on the street or being able to read a text-message without contact lenses or glasses.
3) And by now we can also refer to our older smart-tech devices as having geritol moments of their own when they become worn out or when their batteries are losing power.
2) It could also be used to refer to how one functions without an enabling object, such as not recognizing a friend on the street or being able to read a text-message without contact lenses or glasses.
3) And by now we can also refer to our older smart-tech devices as having geritol moments of their own when they become worn out or when their batteries are losing power.
1) "This new cellphone (or TV, entertainment system, computer, programing language, slang phrase, text-spelling, tax-form, air conditioner, car, website, workplace policy, daylight savings time, jet-lag, weapons system...etc) is so complicated and unfamiliar to me that I've been having alot of geritol moments with it this past week...it's confusing and exhausting."
2) "Sorry I didn't wave hello to you the other day, it's always a geritol moment when I'm not wearing my contact lenses. I didn't recognize alot of people at first that day."
3) "My computer was having one geritol moment too many and I had to get a new one-so now I'm having the geritol moments trying to get used to this new computer."
2) "Sorry I didn't wave hello to you the other day, it's always a geritol moment when I'm not wearing my contact lenses. I didn't recognize alot of people at first that day."
3) "My computer was having one geritol moment too many and I had to get a new one-so now I'm having the geritol moments trying to get used to this new computer."
by The Ancient Web-Mariner March 24, 2010
Get the geritol momentmug. Private moments is what happens when a collective of unsuspecting straight dudes end up staying in a gay palace full of gay porn for a few days but have the best time and no one gets bummed or sucks a dick.
by Max the dog June 16, 2020
Get the Private momentsmug. when you get so sick of all the bullying you experience from your peers that you become emo in seventh grade
by joseph "gekyume" mama December 10, 2019
Get the joker momentmug. by dmytro December 14, 2008
Get the on the spare of the momentmug. When somebody who hasn't been known to behave black suddenly gives a very bad attitude or a compliment in a way that black people are infamous for.
It was quite a surprise to see Jinette having a black moment when she got into a car accident that wasn't her fault telling off the drunk driver.
by Kirk Lawrence July 3, 2006
Get the A black momentmug. Used by Oprah to descibe her "most humilitating experience in my life", when shopping in Hermes for her friend Tina Turner she was turned away by the staff very rudely (as she said it). There are several variations to this story.
by mars s. July 9, 2005
Get the crash momentmug.