ass banner

A tattoo on the lower back. Often used as an adertisement for sexual availability

Also called a tramp stamp, bumper sticker, or ass antlers.
Lindsey got an ass banner so that everyone would know she was available.
by Wyld Stallyns August 18, 2007
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The Ass Game

A game simply played whenever one party uses the word "ass" in conjunction with another adjective and the second party upsets the first party's statement's initial intent by changing the association of the word "ass." Mostly the game is played by relocating the emphasis and hyphen in the sentence.
Person not playing The Ass Game: Check out my sweet-ass bong!
Person playing The Ass Game: That is a pretty sweet ass-bong.
by maysueh January 10, 2009
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Ass Swipe

The art of swiping one's ass across a surface with a smooth diagonal motion. Used when dancing and when you have to use an ID to get in a door. Especially when you are too lazy to get the ID out of your wallet.
"Hey Al, could you open the laundry door for me?"
"Sure man, I'll just Ass Swipe it for ya!"
by Fuelgun September 07, 2011
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Cheese Ass

That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.
"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"
by LordDonnel January 17, 2019
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Ass Soup

When you have liquid shit. If it has chunks it's called Ass Stew.
You might not want to go in there, I just made Ass Soup.
by ebghjebb February 12, 2017
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barge ass

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so
head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders
by paul May 07, 2004
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ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.
Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.
by M__ May 12, 2008
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